Superzeroes!
*EDIT: THIS POST WAS WRITTEN BY ME BEFORE I HAD SEEN THE BATMAN TRILOGY. I, ON RECORD, ADMIT TODAY THAT BATMAN IS THE GREATEST SUPERHERO OF ALL TIME AND CHRIS NOLAN'S BATMAN MOVIES ARE THE GREATEST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN.*
Hey guys what's up? I have been a shame, a stigma, a mark of disgrace for killing this blog just like that. I have, however, realized how important it is to keep writing and to stay in touch and so I am sharing this post that I wrote a month ago but didn't share.
Superheroeszeroes!
Fake fake fake!! Stupid stupid stupid!! All of those loozies suck! Why? Allow me to explain. There is not a single Superhero that does not have a weakness. I mean why the hell does he have to have a weakness if he is a superhero man?
Let me start with the red underwear, or should I say, outerwear wearing guy. Haha, get it? Outerwear.... it's funny 'cause he wears his underwear on the outside.
1. Superman
He’s strong? My ass. He can fly? My ass. He has some lazer sorta vision? My ass! He can see through women’s clothes? R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
But that just makes him cool, not awesome. And to be a superhero you have to be awesome. To hell with his superpowers if he is scared of that green stone thingy. He just sucks.
Apologies for my lack of knowledge about superman.
Anyhoo, moving forward.
2. Spiderman
Sure he has that really cool unlimited web that sticks to anything it likes and sure he can swing over cars and between bridges but when it comes to that Mary Jane, he becomes a complete wuss! Mary Jane this, Mary Jane that. I wanna be Spiderman, I don’t wanna be Spiderman. I should throw my suit in the garbage. I should get my suit back. That man needs help!
3. Batman
"Batman's character relies on "his own scientific knowledge, detective skills, and athletic prowess." - Wikipedia
PFFFFFFFT!!! No super powers. HAHAHA! Booooo!!
And that is how I end my lame come-back post.
But you know what they say about blogs - “It’s better that Samei wrote that post instead of abandoning his blog.”
So yes, I’m sorry for being such a disappointment.
I sign off, with a promise to bring you guys something funny as soon as I get my touch back.
Hey guys what's up? I have been a shame, a stigma, a mark of disgrace for killing this blog just like that. I have, however, realized how important it is to keep writing and to stay in touch and so I am sharing this post that I wrote a month ago but didn't share.
Super
Fake fake fake!! Stupid stupid stupid!! All of those loozies suck! Why? Allow me to explain. There is not a single Superhero that does not have a weakness. I mean why the hell does he have to have a weakness if he is a superhero man?Let me start with the red underwear, or should I say, outerwear wearing guy. Haha, get it? Outerwear.... it's funny 'cause he wears his underwear on the outside.
1. Superman
He’s strong? My ass. He can fly? My ass. He has some lazer sorta vision? My ass! He can see through women’s clothes? R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
But that just makes him cool, not awesome. And to be a superhero you have to be awesome. To hell with his superpowers if he is scared of that green stone thingy. He just sucks.
Apologies for my lack of knowledge about superman.
Anyhoo, moving forward.
2. Spiderman
Sure he has that really cool unlimited web that sticks to anything it likes and sure he can swing over cars and between bridges but when it comes to that Mary Jane, he becomes a complete wuss! Mary Jane this, Mary Jane that. I wanna be Spiderman, I don’t wanna be Spiderman. I should throw my suit in the garbage. I should get my suit back. That man needs help!
"Batman's character relies on "his own scientific knowledge, detective skills, and athletic prowess." - Wikipedia
PFFFFFFFT!!! No super powers. HAHAHA! Booooo!!
And that is how I end my lame come-back post.
But you know what they say about blogs - “It’s better that Samei wrote that post instead of abandoning his blog.”
So yes, I’m sorry for being such a disappointment.
I sign off, with a promise to bring you guys something funny as soon as I get my touch back.
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Hahahah good job samei!
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Mikki! Thanks :D
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