The Random Sunday Post

Yeah so I just thought alternate Fridays are like, 14 days apart so the blog is dead all the time. To counter that I'm just gonna post stupid random stuff every Sunday now. Thinking of maybe sharing a Garfield comic strip every Tuesday too.
So here's today's Random Sunday Post:

Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Yeah we all love Chuck Norris 'cause, let's face it, we don't have a choice. So I gathered up a few funny Chuck Norris facts and I ranked them. So here you go.

10. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

9. Chuck Norris can drink soup with a fork faster than you can beg for mercy.


8. Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

7. Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd - No one fools with Chuck Norris.

6. Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

5. Chuck Norris cleans his ears with his elbows.

4. Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris

3. Chuck Norris counted to infinity.

2. Chuck Norris once granted a Genie three wishes.

And here is my favorite Chuck Norris fact

1. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Courtesy: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/